| Big Fish |
| charlie had a mission charlie had a quest charlie had a question that stumped the very best how do i get a girl close enough to me to make her mine perpetually? charlie never got an answer that he used but due his results he should be excused charlie had a mission charlie had a dream charlie had ambition like you have never seen charlie had one driving goal in his life to get a woman close enough to him to make her his wife he had plenty of shots at the opposite sex but he always uttered a pessimistic hex wrong time wrong place wrong person wrong clothes and to top it off you got a funny nose charlie hung at bookstores charlie hung at bars he could make a book for his emotional scars charlie thought that he had reached the end of his rope when a leggy blonde masqueraded by as hope charlie staked his life in this...his last attempt he strutted up beside her and grumbled "ahem!" [chorus] charlie got a girl charlie got a gal charlie was a squirrel she was his peanut pal they did everything together both day and night and despite cohabitation they rarely had a fight but charlie's dame was a camaro who soon became a hearse that's when charlie uttered the familiar curse [chorus] |