| Flyin' Down the Freeway |
| (Kinky Friedman) Well, it's retro rocket time inside my attic I'm all wrapped up in the flag to keep me warm Got my brain locked in the cruise-o-matic Rollin' Ronnie Reagan in suppository form Flyin' down the freeway Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free Going back to nature in my Jew canoe Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you I'll tell the Maharishi that I've seen ya I'm a-travelin' East until I know I'm free I'll take the midnight flight to British Guinea Ain't nobody casting asparagus on me Flyin' down the freeway Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free Going back to nature in my Jew canoe Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you I'll get a mule and be a flat land farmer Grow a little bumper crop of grass In Hollywood I'll total my karma I'm gonna cast my seed upon the ground Gonna covet my neighbor's ass I'm flyin' down the freeway Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free Going back to nature in my Jew canoe Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you Well, past the pipe of peace in our abode Buried in the ruins of Mexico We'll dip some snuff in mainline guacamole We'll listen to the Opry upon the radio Flyin' down the freeway Jettin' down to L.A., it sets me free Going back to Nashville in my Jew canoe Flyin' down the freeway all the way with you |