| Pete Jackson Is Getting Married |
| I can see it all right now his mom and dad so proud of his son and his new found wife and I wonder if after all these years will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night? I can smell his cousin's polo mixing with his grandpa's old spice and the Swedish meatballs look so tempting that his two fat aunts might even fight and his uncles have all gone drinkin' highballs and hamms light in the parking lot while the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge I can smell his cousin's polo mixing with his grandpa's old spice and the mashed potatoes look so tasty that his two fat aunts might even fight on that day what else could I say? I'd say here's to you staying drunk here's to all your good luck you're gonna need it |