| Cosmic Woo Woo |
| Spirituality is a henna tattoo That you wash off when you find something new to get into Standing in the field with your flashlight blinking 'Cuz somebody told you the aliens were thinking they'd want you In the end it doesn't really matter what you say or what you wear So you think Big G gives a - how you get there Buddhism, Communism, Hinduism, Health Foodism, Lennonism, Sexism What about your own ism Just get real Don't be a cosmic woo woo Be who you are let everybody deal Speak with your own voice just get real Just get real like this When I was fifteen I made my mother rant 'Cuz I joined a cult gave me words to chant to reach Heaven So I used them for the lotto and won big money They shouted you're in don't worry honey This ain't 7-11 get in and out Pop psychology words don't mean anything When you throw them around to be cool What goes around comes around That's what they say Catholicism, Footballism, Judaism, Racism, Manism, Womanism What about Humanism Just get real Don't be a cosmic woo woo Be who you are let everybody deal Speak with your own voice just get real Just get real don't be a cosmic woo woo Be who you really are let everybody deal Speak with your own voice just get real Cosmic Woo Woo Just get real |